{"product_id":"money-damn-it-doll-copy","title":"Golf Dammit Doll!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-test-id=\"accordion-text\" class=\"sc-ceccfca5-0 kAoGYD\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"f_flex_base f_flex_single_value_direction\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"sc-ceccfca5-0 kAoGYD\" data-test-id=\"accordion-text\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eYou started the round with hope. A fresh glove, new balls, a swing you “fixed last week.” But by hole 7? You're mentally tossing your 9-iron in the nearest pond. That’s where the Golf Dammit Doll comes in. This stress relief doll is designed for golfers who live for the game, but occasionally (okay, often) want to scream into their golf bag. The front side shows a peaceful green fairway, complete with golf balls, a tidy hole, and a hopeful flag waving in the breeze. The back? Pure carnage. Broken clubs. Crumpled scorecards. Emotional debris. It also features a golf-themed spin on the classic Dammit Doll poem, stitched right on the back for dramatic readings after your third mulligan. Think of it as emotional first aid for anyone who's ever shouted “fore!” and secretly meant it as a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003ePoem Patch Reads as Follows:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"f_t_base f_t_color f_t_paragraphSansRegular\"\u003eWhenever your game is a flop, and every drive's a slice or a pop, here's a little dammit doll, that you can't do without.  Just grasp it firmly by the legs and like your driver, swing it!  And as you whack the stuffing out, yell \"Dammit!, Dammit!, Dammit!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHandmade with Golf Print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLimited Edition\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e12\" tall.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePolyester Poplin Fabric Exterior. Polyester Fiber Stuffing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSafe for Ages 3+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for Ages 18+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'll want one for yourself and find Dammit Dolls are a perfect gift!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Damn it Dolls","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45923035775151,"sku":"DDL000741U","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0629\/0325\/5215\/files\/a2abfcafc096224e37cce3ab8ebd074935593711ba02ae61810047e304ee122d.jpg?v=1759171206","url":"https:\/\/shoptheislander.com\/products\/money-damn-it-doll-copy","provider":"The Islander FMB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}